Competition No 3557
We want business euphemisms for 1999.
Shut up and get on with your work.
Dynamic management style
Snort more cocaine.
Modern labour relations
No mass meetings.
Good relations with the unions
Whisky for the full-time official.
She can do the Evening Standard junior crossword.
Stab an old friend in the back.
Health and safety is the first priority
It’ll only be a fine.
A good excuse for just about anything.
Pursuit of legitimate interests
Screw the bastards.
We are an Equal Opportunities employer
Like the police.
Aggressive marketing strategy
Nuisance phone calls.
Facing new challenges
Sell your shares now.
A rapidly increasing market
There’s one born every minute.
Genuine concern for the environment
Managers live a long way from the factory.
He’s in jail.